You may say I’m a dreamer
but the media men beg to differ
Today I ate a cucumber. A whole one.
[flailing over a woman]
me: and then I released the gay
Emma: HAHAHA OMG HOW DID YOU EVER THINK YOU WERE STRAIGHT
me: [ovary pun]
this is an accurate representation of our friendship
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
easy there henry
whos henry what thef uck?
*faint laughter from Britian*
*history teachers crying*